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Asterix in Belgium: Latin Jokes Explained
Book 24 - Asterix in Belgium1.The story:Â Vitalstatistix, chief of the village, hears of the ferocity and bravery of the Belgians, and sets off to investigate (with Asterix and Obelix in tow).They...
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Andrew's True Reviews: Cecile's Wedding
Note - in the original version of this post, I cruelly used an unflattering photo of Cecile for comic effect. It showed her with a very curious facial expression. I have replaced that photo with a...
View ArticleAsterix and the Chieftain's Shield: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.The new site is extremely beautiful,...
View ArticleAsterix at the Olympics: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.The new site is extremely beautiful,...
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The Best Friend Test
WHO IS ANDREW'S BEST FRIEND?When you live in another country you soon find that your friendships are ephemeral, transient, and fragile. My best friend in Taiwan ended our year-long bestfriendship...
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True Love : Too Much Work
I love comics and graphic novels and always wanted to make my own. Problem is, I can't draw. But other people can! So I've drawn first drafts of a bunch of comics and commissioned more talented artists...
View ArticleAsterix and the Cauldron: Latin Jokes Explained
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Who Won? Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
Epic Rap Battles - Einstein vs Hawking: Who Won?I have recently become obsessed with this video:It features a rap battle between Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. Choosing the winner of a battle of...
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The 40 Saddest Songs in the Universe
York, 2006The two-week summer language programme always ends with a disco, and the teenagers always end up crying. I'm walking around watching them blub into each other's shoulders. It's fun. But...
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Mastering Online Dating: Part One
Mastering Online DatingBACKGROUNDOnline dating is weird and odd and strange and wrong. Or is it? I decided to rethink my attitude to the whole internet dating thing when I realised that two of the...
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Mastering Online Dating: Part Two
Mastering Online Dating: My First ProfileTime to set up my Plenty of Fish profile.First I needed a username. This was huge. The right one might not generate a lot of interest, but the wrong one can be...
View ArticleAsterix in Spain: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.The new site is extremely beautiful,...
View ArticleAsterix and the Roman Agent: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
View ArticleAsterix in Switzerland: Latin Jokes Explained
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The Mansions of the Gods: Latin Jokes Explained
Asterix things are now over at EverythingAsterix.com - bigger, better, more beautiful. Check it out!Book 17 -Â The Mansions of the Gods1.The story: This is one of only two Asterix books without the...
View ArticleAsterix and the Laurel Wreath: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
View ArticleHow to Stop Coughing
This is my first blog post since discovering a miracle cure for rampant coughing.Four weeks ago, there was a heatwave in Zurich. I hate heatwaves because while they make women dress sexy, they also...
View ArticleAsterix and the Soothsayer: Latin Jokes Explained
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Dating a Dwarf
I started dating a chick. Jen likes horsies, wears scarves, and talks about Ryan Gosling all the time. From this description, she would seem to be the same as any modern woman.However, there's one...
View ArticleAsterix in Corsica: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
View ArticleBeing Cecile Meier
I have created a piece of interactive fiction. It was partly inspired by the movie Being John Malkovich. So far, three people have played it. Here are the reviews:Male #1: This is amazing. I want to...
View ArticleArsene Wenger Simulator
I have made another game! Wow!It's called 'Arsene's Window' and is subtitled 'The Arsene Wenger Transfer Window Simulator.'Can you do better than the real Wenger? Find...
View ArticleAsterix and Caesar's Gift: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
View ArticleAsterix and the Great Crossing: Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
View ArticleObelix and Co. : Latin Jokes Explained
A bigger, better version of this article now appears on my new Asterix site - click the white link just above this article. The one that says 'Everything Asterix'.I understand it's annoying to be...
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